Veruca

People look at me like I'm a retard when I tell them the names of my cars, or my laptop or even the names of the fish I used to have!
I like giving my things names.
Although, I admit calling my tetra fish "Tetra 1", "Tetra 2", "Tetra 3", "Tetra 4", and "Tetra 5" didnt take as much brain power as some may think.
I got slack towards the end. But seriously, how are you meant to tell them apart?
Its like that stupid cranberry ad, where the guy points out the cranberry that was just nominated cranberry of the month... or was it that one?
Stupid!

Anyway, my latest addition is called Veruca.
Why?
Because my bike Veruca is named after the character Veruca Salt, from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
I have been telling everyone its because in the movie its because Veruca blows up into a blueberry, and my bike reminds me of that because its blue, but i lie.
After doing a bit of research (and by that, i mean downloading said movie and watching it coz its awesome and i havent seen it in ages!) its actually Violet that turn into a blue berry!
And my bike really isnt a Violet in my eye.
So Veruca it is.